Elvis-Picasso, a household name of course, is the founder and patron of the Elvis-Picasso Gallery, the Elvis-Picasso Studio, the Elvis-Picasso Restaurant and the Elvis-Picasso Supermarché. His selfless work on behalf of the very, very poor, needs no further mention; his extra-ordinary catalogue needs no explanation; his richness and generosity of character and purse, no further reference; his contribution to the lives, the careers, the emancipation of many, no further consideration. His saintly virtues are beyond description. Elvis-Picasso is a hero to us all. Need one say more!?

Dame Mary, philosopher, educationalist, journalist and, occasionally vitriolic art critic, has contributed to the careers of many creative people - and destroyed others not so deserving . A radical thinker and progressive, if not aggressive, curator, she is a driving force in the new movement to strip art of its market pretentiousness and alienated greed and return it to its possible true course of saving donkeys and goats.

Dr Murphy, painter, photographer and television producer, has spent many years collecting rubbish. His recent television series, 'The Meaning and Value of Junk', will be broadcast on an obscure cable channel sometime before Xmas.

Ms Birdi, a very successful painter on her own right, and educationalist, has been for many years illustrating and cataloguing the work of the domestic slave. Her outspoken and passionate belief in the relevance of a gentle and caring approach to alienated and highly strung artists is nothing less than masterful. She has a Doctorate in Capitalism, although this has yet to be conferred.

Dr Thom'ato, the noted creator of the world's first drug-supported, olympic, athletic, cycling, world-record bid attempt at his own personal fame, is in the process of building some three-dimensional masterpieces to follow up on his mind-boggling two-dimensional lectures and blinding powerpoint presentations at the Elvis-Picasso Gallery on the theme of 'Re: Cycling on a Bike?'. See also: Glen Thom'ato, Artiste.

Milly Molly Armada gained her professional training in a Fish and Chip shop in Richmond with an extensive work practice in the Preston Slaughter Yards. An unfortunate experience occurred some time ago when her pet dog Snowey was, in a very drunken and drug induced prank, barbequed and eaten at her uncle's birthday party. She immediately became a vegan and dedicated her life to feeding the very very poor her vegan concepts. Most gallery staff eat out though!

Ms Rockafella has recently joined us from a long trail of failed US financial instututions. She will be bringing her unique expertise and well known application to the needs of Surrealist Art Futures Market where she has promised that a concerted amount of short selling on such stocks will lead to untold wealth for the directors and her cronies. The very very poor wait patiently!

Roberta (Bob) Stalin has recently been released from a period of containment in an institution that cannot be named due to restrictions imposed upon us by, and under, the Prevention of Terrorism Act (2007). She/he is, nonetheless, probably one of the nation's, perhaps the world's, finest articulators of profound and conglobulate art, that with which we have had the joy to engage!