an archaeological excavation

    I don't know who to tell.
    Can't find anyone to notify.
    A cryptic symbol, or code, that
    reveals first clues, then richer
    indications of a former civilization
    that existed here, in this place,
    sometime ago, or recently.

    I cannot do anything but compound
    the mystery. With every line,
    word, pattern, field, raving scrawl,
    I just dig a deeper mountain.
    A long lost culture, once a sovereign
    state of just one.

    The archaeology of my mind, I dig.
    Set out the baulks, record the finds,
    translate the evidence, affirm the
    existence of the tribe - once mine.

    Write a paper, publish the proof.
    I exist - or no, existed - the secret
    codes, the baffling cryptograms -
    but evidence? Affirmation?


    elvis-picasso, bird island, 2009

    the blue-crested flightless lip bird

    This is new illustrated publication by Elvis-Picasso features several major epic poems inspired by original appropriation and creative plagiarism.

    The rhymes, verses and prose published here were initially drafted by a number of quite clever poets laureate, it is alleged, but they were rejected by the publisher and consigned to the waste basket. Elvis-Picasso, who happened to be working in the publishing house as an office cleaner at the time, recovered the rejected manuscripts from the bins. Using some collage techniques he learnt while visiting mental institutions, he reconstructed the works into seriously imaginative epic poems. It has been suggested by selected critics that this anthropology could project Elvis-Picasso into the running for this year's Nobel Piece Prize.

    The anthropology is lavishly illustrated with images that Elvis-Picasso has selected from his very own portfolio. It is most unlikely that these are his own work, knowing his track record, but, according to his publisher, the Nulle Parts Université Maison d'Édition, they are so awful that they could well be original. A number of well-dressed academics are researching this possiblity and their conclusions will be published in the autumn.



    epitaph

    I exist no longer
    I existed once
    Upon a time
    No more of me
    But these words
    Perhaps the worms
    Who feste upon me
    I have escaped hell
    You know
    Existing no longer

    But not you
    Not yet exited
    So you gaze
    Upon the wreckage
    Ponder the slaughter
    Address the corpses
    And you exist
    I have gone
    So you own hell itself
    You know
    Your hell not mine
    I exist no longer


    elvis-picasso, iraq, 2009