Tuesday 01.12.2009

Electrifying New Tate Gallery at Sizewell Nuclear, United Kingdom.

Opened by media baron and Director General of KTV, Count Robert Kenyon, the great new extension to the TATE Gallery at the former nuclear power station, Sizewll B, is proving to be quite an electrifying experience to visitors. The opening exhibition which fills the Reactor Hall with dazzling neuron-boggling images is from the extraordinary, post-structuralist artist, Elvis-Picasso. More later.

Wednesday 02.12.2009

Eton Public School Toff To Rule Britain

This 'Toff', David Cameron, has announced that when he is elected Prime Minister of Britain, he will promote the wealthy, the very rich and significantly, the press baron Rupert Murdock. More policy to follow, but jobs will be lost and the very very poor can look forward to nothing as they have before. More warmongering too!

Thursday 03.12.2009

Another Idiot Fails to do Job Properly

The sad failure of Brown to ease the suffering of the very, very poor and the squalid middle-classes has left no alternative other than for him to give up. The shattering of the expectations of many at the failure of 'New Labour' to do anything worthwhile has left this tiny insignificant little place an embarrassment of major proportions. Warmongering will never cease indicates Brown and his 'New Labour' thugs.

Friday 02.12.2009

Elvis-Picasso Sponsors Chair at the LSE

As a major benefactor already of academic and research institutions in the United States, European Community and New Zealand, Elvis-Picasso has decided to focus his generousity and intellectual prowess on the poorer western states of the EU: England, Wales and the Isle of Dogs. Elvis-Picasso is sponsoring this Chair of Worldwide Surreal Economics (WSE) at the presigeous LSE. The Chair will be placed on the well known coast of Muckle Flugga, where the new university buildings, designed by the great architect, Francis Ghery, will house the new Campus.

Wednesday 02.12.2009

Murdock Buys the Internet

A millstone in the way of progress, the internet, has long hampered the development of capitalist greed and exploitation, so it is welcome to hear of the intervention by News International who have acquired the entire internet and the world wide web (www) in a very clever deal. We can all now rest secure in the knowledge that the great savior of human communication, Baron Murdock (and his pompous family), will only have the best interests of the planet or greed in his heart.

Monday 02.11.2009

Elvis-Picasso Opens the Rejuvenated Elvis-Picasso Gallery

As you would have been informed by now, you may very well been in attendance at the fabulous launch party, the new Gallery and Web-Site have opened to the general public and the very poor. Elvis-Picasso himself has created an exhibition of his recent 'Political Works'. Titled, 'Notes from the Edge of the Abyss', the exhibition is being promoted across the globe with a new, as to be expected, dazzling poster, which also is probably one of the most intriguing and baffling works from the master for quite a while.

More later.

Monday 02.11.2009

Sell Out Winter Exhibitions at the Elvis-Picasso Gallery

Two new exhibitions have been created for the winter season. The new poster to promote the exhibitions and to headline our new livery has been designed by Elvis-Picasso. This poster features the Elvis-Picasso Gallery in the Ville de Nulle Parts in a striking new perspective.